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I don't know what to say - except, please, do *not* make this!

beware the fug!


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Nov. 6th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
GAH! It looks like it has virulent growths all over it! Eewwww!
Nov. 6th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
Who made that thing? It even has mutton sleeves.
Nov. 6th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
'Hmm...I think I want a cabled cardigan. Yeah, cabled cardigans are always classic. So if I create a pattern...what can I do to make it stand out???

I think I'll use a leaf pattern. Leaf patterns are cool. So if I use a leaf pattern, I'll need to make it brilliant green, duh! And then I'll add a tarty little leaf border at the bottom. That'll impress 'em. And some prissy little buttons. Lots of 'em. And a high neck.

Hmm.... Still missing something. It's just not unique enough. Y'know, those leaves...they could be grapevines. Yeah. Grapevines. Some bright purple yarn, a few carefully placed bobbles and voila! Grapes! Now I have a cardigan.'

Someone take this woman's knitting needles away. Please.
Nov. 6th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
Why!?!?!?! Dear all that is holy, WHY!?!?!!!
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